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Old Apr 03, 2007, 10:27 PM // 22:27   #21
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*drinks beer*
*grabs a handful of darts and starts throwing them at the dartboard with pwnd*
*tosses a few darts at Sophita*
*drinks beer*
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Old Apr 03, 2007, 10:48 PM // 22:48   #22
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*sips beer*
*orders a burger*
*turns on some Rock music*
*tosses a dart over my shouldar*
*hits someone*
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Old Apr 03, 2007, 10:52 PM // 22:52   #23
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OW!!

*pulls out Nerfbat of DOOM*


MUHAHAHAHA!


*chases pwnd*
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Old Apr 03, 2007, 10:57 PM // 22:57   #24
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*watches Swampy beat pwnd mercilessly with the Nerfbat of DOOM*
*laughs and drinks beer*
*throws darts at pwnd while he runs for his life*
*cheers Swampy on*
*drinks beer*
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Old Apr 03, 2007, 11:02 PM // 23:02   #25
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"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
*runs away from swampy*
*dodges dart*
*throws fireball at Divine*
*sips beer*
*spills beer on floor*
*runs faster*
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Old Apr 03, 2007, 11:07 PM // 23:07   #26
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*dives behind the bar to avoid the incoming fireball*
*steals another beer while hiding behind the bar*
*rolls empty beer bottle right into pwnd's path*
*cheers Swampy on*
*drinks beer*
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Old Apr 03, 2007, 11:09 PM // 23:09   #27
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*runs for my freaking life*
*smashes bottle*
*slips and falls*
*scrambles to get up*
*gets up*
*runs away*
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Old Apr 03, 2007, 11:16 PM // 23:16   #28
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*Run at pwnd*
*sips beer while running*
*hit pwnd head on*
*grab a chair and smash all the free beers*
*sit on the ground and staring at the fight*
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Old Apr 03, 2007, 11:20 PM // 23:20   #29
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*steals another beer*
*breaks empty bottle over Grim's head for alcohol abuse*
*throws more darts at pwnd*
*drinks beer*
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Old Apr 03, 2007, 11:36 PM // 23:36   #30
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*smack Divine Freak with steel chair*
*run around the bar breaking beer bottles*
*sips beer while running*
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Old Apr 03, 2007, 11:46 PM // 23:46   #31
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*trips over the mess*

*stops to get a drink*

*points at pwnd* Later!
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Old Apr 03, 2007, 11:52 PM // 23:52   #32
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*tosses steel chair over shoulder*
*grabs the last unbroken beer*
*sweeps up all the broken glass and puts it in a bag*
*roundhouse smacks Grim in the face with bag of broken glass*
*drinks beer*
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Old Apr 04, 2007, 12:24 AM // 00:24   #33
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*kick everyone in the shin*
*run around the bar*
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Old Apr 04, 2007, 12:25 AM // 00:25   #34
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*nurses bruised shin*
*orders a shot of Jim Beam to kill the pain*
*watches Grim run around the bar for no apparent reason*
*drinks beer*
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Old Apr 04, 2007, 12:30 AM // 00:30   #35
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*suddenly appears in the middle of the fight*
*looks around*
*disappears again*
*re-appears close to bar*
*grabs a beer*
*disappears*
*re-appears at a table in the corner to drink beer*
*sip*
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Old Apr 04, 2007, 12:35 AM // 00:35   #36
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*eyeballs the guy that just appeared in the bar*
*gets ready to throw a dart at MrSlayer*
*realizes there are no more darts to throw*
*shrugs*
*steals another beer*
*starts a bottle pyramid with empty beer bottles*
*drinks beer*
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Old Apr 04, 2007, 12:46 AM // 00:46   #37
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*walks into bar*
*wonders wtf happened to pwned and why he got totally and completely owned so quickly*
*grabs a beer*
*pokes Divine in the eyes*
*sits down*
*takes sip of beer*
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Old Apr 04, 2007, 12:59 AM // 00:59   #38
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*gets another shot of Jim Beam to kill the pain of being poked in the eyes*
*sneaks up behind karunpav*
*sticks a sign on karunpav's back that says "Bet you can't hit me Swampy"*
*sneaks back to the bar*
*adds another bottle to the pyramid*
*waits for more chaos to unfold*
*drinks beer*
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Old Apr 04, 2007, 01:48 AM // 01:48   #39
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*waves at swampy*
"Later"
*bashes karunpavs head in for fun*
*sips beer*
*throws a dart at karunpav*
*laughs*
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Old Apr 04, 2007, 03:22 AM // 03:22   #40
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*Smashes the ceiling and jumps in in a spy outfit*
*Looks around*
*Wonders why people are drinking beer and fighting*
*Orders a beer*
*Roundhouse kicks Pwned*
*Takes off the spy outfit revealing he is really CHUCK NORRIS!*
"Who else wants a taste of the Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick?(tm)"
*Thinks "God I'm such a cliché"
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